Just got my Proclamation of Ordination from the Universal Ministries in the e-mail this morning! I'm now officially an AUTHORITY on all things scriptural and scripture-like, and my word on the Word now has EXACTLY as much weight as that of any biblical scholar!
That's REVEREND Soleil Noir now, and don't you forget it!
2007-07-13 05:06:33 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sweet! Congratulations, Reverend!
2007-07-13 05:09:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, the Bible DOES speak of many false prophets in the end of days. Perhaps then you are helping to fulfill Biblical prophesy. Thank you.
2007-07-13 12:21:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm an Athiest too and I Got Ordained as a Humanist Minister on the Internet.
Now i just joined that one too!
Hello fellow Minister!
2007-07-13 12:11:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Greetings reverand, I'm a humanist minister too. Got ordained a few months ago.
2007-07-13 12:11:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Congratulations, Reverend. Let this show the Christians how meaningless their titles and "authorities" are.
2007-07-13 12:11:26 · answer #5 · answered by Surf Forever 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Do you get to wear one of those dresses that the priests wear.... with the hole in the front for little boy access?
2007-07-13 12:12:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
what a bunch of crap. No mail or man, or institution can ordain you as minister, that is all man-made Who do you think you are?
I believe in god, and only him gives his spirit to this true ministers.
2007-07-13 12:14:39 · answer #7 · answered by sweet21 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Dude! That's freakin sweet. I'm an Atheist too so I don't understand why you would want to become a minister but thats awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-13 12:15:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Congrats!
I got ordained a couple of years ago and it's been great so far.
2007-07-13 12:14:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What ever did we do before the Internet
2007-07-13 20:00:36 · answer #10 · answered by nikola333 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋