A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realises the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?"
"You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."
The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."
2007-07-13 04:58:03 · 8 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny one.!!!
Ha ha ha liked it as it is very dangerous.!!!
2007-07-13 05:52:25 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-07-13 12:01:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the man is right, l feel for him,
hes probably like me allergic to dried fruit
2007-07-13 13:37:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. it's ok. didnt get me laughing histericaly. but a chukle is also good
2007-07-13 12:04:43 · answer #4 · answered by ozzenator 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK. not as funny as i hoped it would be
2007-07-13 14:37:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, try harder! :)
2007-07-13 12:24:32 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs. Noo 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha......
2007-07-13 12:08:03 · answer #7 · answered by quadrunner09 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok...
2007-07-13 12:02:46 · answer #8 · answered by diablo11boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋