blonde joke its really funny!!!?

Question

A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - “This is the WORST book I’ve ever read!” “It has NO plot and far too many characters!”

The librarian looks up and calmly remarks - “So, you’re the one who took our phone book…”

Answer 1

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.


How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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Answer 2

perfect star for you!! ever hear this joke?

A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!

A WOMEN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs."

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!

The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

True story.... Have a great day and remember... THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.

Answer 3

This one's good.
An aeroplane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up, walks to the first class section and takes a seat. A flight attendant watches her move seats and asks to see her ticket. After checking she tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and will have to move back to where she was originally sitting. The blonde replies, ‘I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I’m staying right here!’ The flight attendant goes to the flight deck and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who belongs in economy but refuses to move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes to the blonde and explains that because she only paid for economy class she will have to return to her original seat. The blonde replies, ‘I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here.’ The co-pilot tells the pilot that he should probably have the police waiting at Houston on arrival to arrest the blonde who won’t listen to reason. The pilot answers.’ You say she’s a blonde? I'll handle this, I’m married to a blonde, I speak blonde.’ He goes to the blonde and whispers in her ear and she says,’ Oh I didn’t realise that!’ She gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The flight attendant and the co-pilot are amazed and ask the pilot what he said to make the blonde move without any fuss. ’I told her First Class isn’t going to Houston.’

Answer 4

if its a blonde its probably the ONLY book shes ever read

Answer 5

as myself being a blonde that was soooo awesome. now the sad part i have some friends that would more than likely do that!!!

Answer 6

omg best blonde joke ever

Answer 7

Yeah it made me smile

Answer 8

ahhh haa haaa haaa wooo haa haa haa

Answer 9

loool very funny x

Answer 10

Sorry but it is not even funny.