A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE
BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry
up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt
them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE
SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You
think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels
like when I'm driving."
2007-07-13 04:00:08 · 15 answers · asked by Silver Fox 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's funny cuz it's true!!!
2007-07-13 04:04:33 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Bella♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Somewhat funny.
2007-07-13 04:04:11 · answer #2 · answered by Skateboard T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-13 14:48:59 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Straight out from my parent's Sunday morning scene.
2007-07-13 04:03:59 · answer #4 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of predictable, but funny!
2007-07-13 04:05:39 · answer #5 · answered by lalala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seen it b4 but itis still funier than hell!
2007-07-13 04:02:33 · answer #6 · answered by this screaming inside my head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke. best I heard in a while. here's a star! LOL
2007-07-13 04:02:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL no wait LOL isnt good enough for this ROFLMAO is good for this
2007-07-13 04:06:47 · answer #8 · answered by diablo11boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2007-07-13 04:22:32 · answer #9 · answered by 14bert14 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-07-13 04:42:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋