A man is out driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, the cops pull him over. The policeman walks up to the man and asks, ?Have you been drinking, sir??
?Why? Was I weaving all over the road?? the man answered.
?No,? replied the policeman, ?you were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave it away.
2007-07-13 03:40:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahha thats funny!!!!!!!!!!! NO FAT CHICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-13 03:44:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA superb heres one for you we've been given informed the different day - a guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to assert 2 phrases each and every seven years. After the 1st seven years, the elders deliver him in and ask for his 2 phrases. “chilly flooring,” he says. They nod and deliver him away. Seven extra years bypass. they deliver about him back in and ask for his 2 phrases. He clears his throats and says, “undesirable foodstuff.” They nod and deliver him away. Seven extra years bypass. they deliver about him in for his 2 phrases. “I stop,” he says. “That’s not astounding,” the elders say. “You’ve completed not something yet whinge for the reason which you obtain right here.”
2016-10-21 03:13:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow how rude
2007-07-13 03:43:23 · answer #3 · answered by this screaming inside my head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was that you in my back seat ?
2007-07-13 03:45:46 · answer #4 · answered by The Hit Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats bogus
2007-07-13 04:00:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it its not even the slightest bit funny
2007-07-13 03:54:19 · answer #6 · answered by tkerbag 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-07-13 03:59:40 · answer #7 · answered by tannerdude18 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He mustve been crazy drunk!
2007-07-13 05:40:24 · answer #8 · answered by Infuego 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2007-07-13 03:49:13 · answer #9 · answered by 14bert14 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋