An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.
One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"
Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."
"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."
God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"
Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Does anyone know jokes about architects?
2007-07-13 03:20:03 · 6 answers · asked by . 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry... Architects are a solitary bunch... I can't seem to dig up any jokes bout them...
But I do know of a famous architect turned cartoonist / comedian.
Search the 'net for Pol Medina Jr.
2007-07-13 03:32:48 · answer #1 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From Pearly Gates let it be yelled:
"Most angels now are jet propelled!"
Since mondern Hell is brashly boasting:
"We use electrodes for our toasting!"
2007-07-13 04:43:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not bad.
2007-07-13 04:06:41 · answer #3 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-07-13 03:28:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for making me smile.
Hugs kuka
2007-07-13 03:28:47 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
idk, not terrible, but i didn't really laugh
2007-07-13 03:24:18 · answer #6 · answered by 14bert14 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋