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When the final battle comes, you will find no humor in it, my friend.

2007-07-13 03:14:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

There is nothing funny about the Battle of Armageddon. No outward signs will have to be given to the army of the Lord because we will have perfect knowledge and be gloriously in sync with each other as we destroy all rebels and restore man's dominion as before the curse ( 2 Peter 3:10-13; Isaiah 66:22-24). If you remember anything remember this: one thing must precede the revelation of the soon coming Antichrist....the rapture of Christians first, and then the Antichrist revealed ( 1 Thess.4:13-16; 2 Thess. 2:3-12). Why do you need to keep this to memory? Because if you don't accept Jesus now you will go through the Great tribulation. I don't wish that on anyone. But I pray that you'll wise up and be found in that group where Jesus exclaims "These are they, which came out of great tribulation, and have washed their robes, and made them white in the blood of the Lamb ( Revelation 7:14).

2007-07-13 10:51:11 · answer #2 · answered by HeVn Bd 4 · 0 1

No, the good people will wear funny hats. The bad ones will be laughing, and not able to shoot straight.

2007-07-13 10:50:25 · answer #3 · answered by Isolde 7 · 0 1

What type of question is dat... do u believe in god.. if u don't then ur going 2 hell anyways so why do u care.. and if u do then u should feel real stupid for asking this question... when the final battle arrives if your still here I hope u know what's involved or you will be one of the ones facing their worst nightmare...

2007-07-13 10:17:32 · answer #4 · answered by mamas_love2u 2 · 2 1

I want all the good people to wear the hats with the little spin tops.

I want all the bad people to wear a hat that has the New Orleans Saints logo.

2007-07-13 10:16:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Sounds like the final "battle" is Yahshua slaying the wicked with the sword of his mouth. Doesn't sound like much of a battle to me. Just judgment.

2007-07-13 10:17:15 · answer #6 · answered by Tzadiq 6 · 1 2

Irish,
When CHRIST arrives there will be no battle. HE will judge and we will all kneel to HIM. You need to study now, there will be a TeSt. Have a great weekend and a glorious LORD'S DAY!
Thanks,
Eds




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2007-07-13 10:15:32 · answer #7 · answered by Eds 7 · 2 2

Something like the pope's hat?

2007-07-13 10:15:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Laugh and make jokes all you want now...the fight's coming, and it's a hell of a lot bigger than you can ever imagine.

2007-07-13 10:17:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

You mean you can't spot a fundie just by the way they walk?

2007-07-13 10:14:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

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