Due to popular responses from my last question, the Church of Farnsworthism is now open for business. When I pass the collection plate around please be kind enough to donate a minimum of $200 for your application fees. And if I catch ANYONE stealing from the plate my mutant spider-beast will hunt you down in the night.
Anyone object to Farnsworthism?
Previous question: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AuK0PwyT0dflzYKEv.AmRCfsy6IX?qid=20070713064611AAgt71b
2007-07-13 03:08:52 · 10 answers · asked by Professor Farnsworth 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Southpaw: Interestingly enough, Morbo was one of the first applications I reviewed. Seems all he wants is access to my doomsday devices "just in case".
2007-07-13 03:12:05 · update #1
Raymond H: Any beer is acceptable as long as you bring enough for everyone.
2007-07-13 03:23:39 · update #2
I'll join only if Morbo is a member
Alright! I'm in.
I love the way the veins pop out of his head when he shows his distaste for humans.
2007-07-13 03:11:15 · answer #1 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What is Farnsworthism's position concerning imported beer? Specifically,Corona?
2007-07-13 10:17:49 · answer #2 · answered by Grendel's Father 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You, sir, are a fraud. Your icon shows you to have no legs. The answerer who accused you of being from an alternate universe seems to be the real deal.
A revolt is already in order.
2007-07-13 10:50:21 · answer #3 · answered by Skye 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How does one join the delivery crew? Is it a special holy order?
2007-07-13 10:13:25 · answer #4 · answered by Lao Pu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm game. But before I donate, what do we believe?
2007-07-13 10:15:27 · answer #5 · answered by Spencer Y 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beware of professors!
2007-07-13 10:19:23 · answer #6 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better not let bender be an usher.
2007-07-13 10:12:56 · answer #7 · answered by Jared G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as you are from an alternate universe, I command you to get back in your box.
2007-07-13 10:12:10 · answer #8 · answered by Professor Farnsworth 1 · 4⤊ 1⤋
as long as the toothfairy rocks up.........
2007-07-13 10:13:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm in.
2007-07-13 10:30:20 · answer #10 · answered by The Doctor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋