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asked by Patrick Star in Spongebob Squarepants.
(Yeah I know, I've been watching WAAAAY too much SB!!)

2007-07-13 01:41:31 · 12 answers · asked by ¸.•*´`*•.¸ ℓανєη∂єr ¸.•*´`*•.¸ 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

(It's not worth asking religious questions here when all you get is nasty racist answers)

2007-07-13 01:42:38 · update #1

12 answers

Q: What did the mayo say to the refrigerator?
A: Shut the door. I'm dressing.

2007-07-13 01:47:17 · answer #1 · answered by NickofTyme 6 · 3 0

Your statement that "you get nasty racist answers" is erroneous. Nobody criticizes anybody else's race. They go after religion.

And YES mayonnaise is an instrument! It is the instrument of choice in heaven.

2007-07-13 08:46:14 · answer #2 · answered by UpChuck 3 · 1 1

I love Miracle Whip

Mmmmmmmmmm!

2007-07-13 08:44:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

mayonnaise is an instrument of mass destruction... call in Bushco to solve the problem

2007-07-13 08:46:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Racist?

2007-07-13 08:44:23 · answer #5 · answered by NONAME 1 · 1 2

Sponge Bob teaches us to look at the brighter side.

2007-07-13 08:44:51 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Meat 5 · 1 0

Are you worried? Are you miserable? If so,
you are invited to better understanding of your problems. It
is dedicated to you and to those who worry. Just Shuuu...

2007-07-13 08:56:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, silly, it's a vegetable. Now eat plenty of it daily.

2007-07-13 08:43:47 · answer #8 · answered by Deke 5 · 3 0

sure.. could be an istrument for making salads, sandwiches and for growing hair... :D

2007-07-13 08:45:14 · answer #9 · answered by ceanji 3 · 0 0

um..no lol
Patricks an idiot, Why is he pink? Is he a tongue or a starfish? lol

2007-07-13 08:44:15 · answer #10 · answered by xx.angel.xx 4 · 2 0

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