Man, I was a bad kid. I made it look like I fell off the top bunk and hit my head on a hammer, while hanging up a poster. Used ketchup for blood. I once made it look like I accidentally stuck the pealing knife in me while peeling potatoes. In 6th grade I dropped a tiny sealed bag of powdered sugar on the floor in front of the cafeteria and they thought it was cocaine and called in the cops and dogs. In 9th grade I lit off fire crackers as I walked out the door of the school by my lockers, just before school started, I got suspended 2 and a half days for that one, after I confessed, because there were others getting the blame.
2007-07-13 00:56:55
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answered by ? 7
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I was friends with a receptionist who worked at a mental health outpatient facility, and there was a psychologist there who was absoutely horrid! That perticular office was closing, and he had known for some time, but allowed her to rave about her new house she was going to have built, and was so excited about it...he told her the day after she signed the papers and paid a very large deposit. We figured he diserved a little payback. Well, as the office was closing anyway, and most of the items in his office were company issued, We went into his office and super-glued everything down...his pens in his cup, his cup to his desk, the phone reciever to the base, the base to the desk, the wheels of his chair to the mat, ect.
As an added bonus, he thrived on coffee, and always loaded it sugar, and ate his lunch with a lot of salt. She made decaf all day, and switched the salt with sugar and visa versa. She left the lid loose on the sugar pourer (full of salt) so when he poured the "sugar" he had to wash his cup out, and clean up...then make a second cup, only to find it was salt. hehe, it was great!
As his day progressed, he became more and more agitated, as he didn't have his caffene, and we would call his phone often, and he couldn't answer it! haha!!!
Don't worry, he had finished his patients the day prior, the last few days were to organize paperwork and delegate patients to new clinics, and pack.
I still don't know if he had to pay for the glued items, but i don't feel bad about it if he did...my friend lost her life savings on that deal, and he could have saved her from that...he purposely did not.
Another one was in high school...there was a really mean girl...my cousin and i took dog poop and smeared it all over the floor board of her car and in the underneath padding of her seat (by the floor boards where it's all foamy) and we dumped water all over her seat...so she got into her car and soaked her butt, and the smell she could never wash out of her car was just a little payback reminding her of how she treated people...like ****!
It's funny, but looking back, it was so mean. I think it was diserved though...
2007-07-13 01:16:53
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answered by Krissy 3
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It's not horrible but it's funny. My niece is inceredibly gullible so tricking her is easy.
I went with my sister, my niece and her friend to my sisters storage unit to help her find some stuff. My sister gave my niece a few bags of toys and told her to make a keep and give away pile while we found the stuff.
Well I found a little stuffed racoon and put it inside my nieces coat in a milk crate and we told my niece a racoon had made a home in her coat.
As she moved closer, I told her I would pick up the coat a little so her & her friend could see. I picked up the coat and flung the racoon at her screaming.
She didn't speak to me for the rest of the day but her face was totally worth it!!
2007-07-13 01:31:28
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answered by J C 3
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My worst and best are one in the same
I had a boyfriend that cheated on me once and I found out so I washed his tidy whites in pure bleach (didn't rinse them) threw them in the dryer with a few really good smelling dryer sheets so the bleach smell wasn't so strong and put them on the top of his pile so that they were the next ones he put on. Giving extreme itching and burning the next hot (July) day as his sweat mixed with it making him think he got a STD. I know a little mean but I thought it was funny as crap. I thought it was the ultimate practical joke.....for a cheater
2007-07-18 16:39:17
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answered by tash 2
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When I was a teenager (many years ago ) I put poison oak in my boyfriend's sleeping bag(I put a baggie on my hand), and broke up with him the next morning when he was covered in a rash. We were on a student camping trip, and I saw him in the bushes getting it on with a stank skank. I'm glad I'm a mature adult now( Am I Really!) and would not dream of doing something like that now.
2007-07-20 15:22:55
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answered by uniquaa1 1
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This one i would not do to my worst enemy now.. Many years ago my daughter and grandson aged 6 were living with me, he found a funnell web spider, big brown hairy thing, we were having macaroni and cheese for tea so the spider got buried in the macaroni, she got half way thru, found it and is still screaming around the house 15yrs later
2007-07-20 15:06:50
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answered by toli.mili 1
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I put a dead fish in my classmate's desk when I was fifteen. He totally freaked out and knew right away it was me.
I changed the clock in my classroom to half an hour quicker just so out math teacher gets out earlier from class. Never caught for that one!! And everyone actually thanked me! LOL
2007-07-13 00:55:53
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answered by always curious 3
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welll.........i havnt really done a practical joke on someone b4 ,...so i guess i dont know............i'll just enjoy reading the rest of the answers..
2007-07-20 10:58:35
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answered by glitters 2
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none!
2007-07-18 13:00:14
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answered by Tyler R 2
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