My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
2007-07-13 00:40:22 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
And the moral of this story is, Always keep your condoms in your car!
2007-07-13 00:40:49 · update #1
k, that one made me laugh. excellent! i gave u a star, first one that made me laugh 2day!!! anyone else wanna try? its a challenge. by the way, it will b a star.
2007-07-13 00:54:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao Ya except when it hits 100 degrees outside and ruins ur condoms
2007-07-13 02:41:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. I've never heard this before! Wow...where'd you get it? I'd like to read a few more stories like this. He ran to the car for his condoms! Now...that, that's a classic 21st century prankout.
I liked it tons!
2007-07-13 00:45:35 · answer #3 · answered by XDefineDX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jim the boss takes his megastar worker, Joe, out to his golf club. on the way boss tells him to act wisely because it quite is the main unique club in the international. all the way around the direction Joe retains asserting what a great place it quite is. Jim tells him, like I mentioned it quite is the main unique club in the international. As they are walking off the direction in the direction of the club abode they observe a extensive team on the 1st hollow and Joe asks whats happening over there. Jim looks at his watch and says its Tuesday at midday, Jesus Christ might desire to be teeing off. No way, Joe says. Jim says that Jesus performs each and every Tuesday, like I mentioned its the main unique club in the international. so they walk over to the 1st tee and Joe on finding says your appropriate that particularly is Jesus Christ yet who's the previous guy with him. Jim says he's on no account considered him formerly so they watch them tee off and Jesus is going first. the hollow is over water and Jesus duffs his shot and appropriate formerly it is going into the water, He will enhance His palms and the lake freezes over, the ball rolls for the time of and onto the eco-friendly combating a foot from the hollow. extensive around of applause from the gang. The previous guy tees his ball up and prompty hits it in the direction of the timber, formerly the ball is going into the timber a squirel grabs it and starts off working down the realm of the lake as a hawk swoops down and grabs the squirel and takes to the air over the eco-friendly the place upon the squirel drops the ball and it bounces into the hollow. Jesus looks on the previous guy and says, magnificent shot, Dad
2016-09-29 21:56:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard variations on this one. This one had a different twist, though. Reminds me of Chris Hanson's "To Catch a Predator."
2007-07-13 01:08:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it before but it was a good one and I bet dollars to donuts it happened to somebody (in real time)
2007-07-13 00:46:44 · answer #6 · answered by cream1112001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-07-13 03:08:01 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! You were right... I have heard it before! But it still makes me giggle, gaggle and laugh my gorgeous ar$e off! A star for you Sweetie!!!
2007-07-13 00:50:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i ve never heard of it b4 but i kinda knew the endings. but gud 1 tho
2007-07-13 01:57:17 · answer #9 · answered by polly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg LMAO! A STAR 4 U
2007-07-13 11:00:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋