2007-07-13 00:16:13 · 11 answers · asked by The More I learn The More I'm Uneducated 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ek Sardar Pani Pee Raha tha...
Ab kya?
Sardar pani bhi nahin pee sakta kya??
us me bhi joke chahiye???
jaan Lelo sardar ki........ Ek Sardar Pani Pee Raha tha...
Ab kya?
Sardar pani bhi nahin pee sakta kya??
us me bhi joke chahiye???
jaan Lelo sardar ki........
2007-07-13 00:31:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Last in Line:
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies. When they get to meet their maker, because of the grief they have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish each before they enter Heaven.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is. "I want to be gorgeous." So God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. By the time there are only ten people left, this one guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."
So, the next time you are last in line.......smile!
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2007-07-13 07:43:56 · answer #2 · answered by red rose 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You know Sardarji Jokes are very Popular in India and by hearing these simple jokes one can forget the worries and get refreshed. Since your are bored much please read these Sardaje jokes. -
Great Sardarjee
1. A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan,but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai" ( "he picks up the receiver and then says he is not at home" )
2. This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "
3. Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun" -
2007-07-13 09:01:21 · answer #3 · answered by Jayaraman 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Set ur imagination free with a song e.g. Kaun aya mere man ke dware payal ki jhankar liye" or ur favourite one and boredom will fly away to unknown destination.
2007-07-13 07:28:29 · answer #4 · answered by sudershan Guddy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You play a nice joke or prank on your friend , that will flee your boredom.
2007-07-13 07:23:07 · answer #5 · answered by Medha S. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did a cow crossed the road?
To see a mooooooooooooooovie.
2007-07-13 07:24:50 · answer #6 · answered by sexy-star 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
join da club lol, it is so boring, answer ma questions it will keep u entertained lol
2007-07-13 09:55:09 · answer #7 · answered by xx.angel.xx 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Johnny:I cured my son of biting his nails
Brown:How did you cure that???
Johnny:I knocked his teeth out.
2007-07-13 07:23:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
conan lmao
2007-07-13 07:19:41 · answer #9 · answered by jenny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to www.comedycentral.com
2007-07-13 07:28:16 · answer #10 · answered by noname273 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋