during *difficult moments* on the toilet I some times call out to God to aid me to *pass* thru the vale of tears.
Immodium seems more reliable though
2007-07-13 00:16:35
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answered by Anonymous
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LOL yes when i was younger i did think a couple of times that god watches you on the toilet
2007-07-13 07:13:55
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answered by Anonymous
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come on mom. i brought religion into my bathroom. you have seen the "shithappens" poster that is perfect eye level for when your sitting on the pot. if "god" wanted to watch me go potty i would be reading about all the religions and how they view the phrase "**** happens"
2007-07-13 14:37:26
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answered by theteapot 3
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I guess when you become a ghost... you'll get to do all of that too.
This God of yours sounds very much like George Orwell's Big Brother.
2007-07-13 07:16:59
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answered by Anonymous
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Spirits including GOD follows you everywhere-the toilet, the park, the light and the darkness-everyone should know that and feel them in our lives
2007-07-13 07:31:49
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answered by audioworld 7
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God designed you to have such bodily functions. I don't think he would think less of you.
If you are a parent, didn't you watch your child go "potty" when they were in training? And then clap for them when they did?
Humans are the ones with issues, not God.
2007-07-13 07:24:13
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answered by Me 6
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NO, I am very sure GOD has seen worse.
2007-07-13 07:15:04
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answered by Kerilyn 7
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I would never think anything so silly :-)
2007-07-13 07:24:19
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answered by Anonymous
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no, but my kitty does.
I believe in my kitty.
2007-07-13 07:12:21
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answered by Anonymous
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