A rich man just bought a brand new lamborghini and decides to go for a drive down the highway. so he's driving along and notices something in the mirror. he sees a dot coming closer and closer and he thinks to himself, "i'm doing 200 mph, how can anything keep up??" the man slows to get a better look and the object flies past him. in awe, the man speeds up to catch up to the object. then he sees an old man on a moped laying in the ditch ahead. then the rich man asks, "how in the world did you beat me on a moped!?" the old man replies, "p-p-please unhook my suspenders from you're bumper..."
2007-07-12
22:18:55
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