Never squat with yer spurs on.
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works.
Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
Finally, never miss a good chance to shut up.
2007-07-12 22:16:32 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol haha lmao rotflmao
RTTTBIPMS
running to the toilet before i piss myself
yes its freezing here
2007-07-12 22:29:39 · answer #1 · answered by Conan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im from texas and im very country those all pretty good and true
u forgot that when someone dogy spot it may not be a dog.......usually a cow
2007-07-13 14:24:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate Texas
2007-07-13 11:43:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why ain't cowboys circumcised??
They got to have a place to put their dip while they eat lunch.
2007-07-19 21:22:32 · answer #4 · answered by curious1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHahahahaha, very funny!
2007-07-18 16:46:45 · answer #5 · answered by Shawon D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jajajajaja!!! That was sooooo funny!!!
2007-07-19 19:33:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! That was brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2007-07-13 05:36:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank U ...
May I print out Your commitments
for Tex-people !????
Thanks for the fun.... Aaron.
2007-07-13 05:24:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, those are so true
2007-07-13 05:40:53 · answer #9 · answered by @m@nd@ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋