John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"
She said, "Really? did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
*STAR IF YOU LIKE:-)
2007-07-12 21:28:41 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was WICKED!!!!!
This is definitely one to share with my friends!
Oooh, tears are now rolling down my cheeks! Thanks for the laughs!
10/10 + *
2007-07-12 21:36:08 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was hilarious!! Here's another one: A kid walks into a city bus and sits on the front row. He says to the bus driver: If my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow, I would be a little bull. The bus driver starts getting mad, while the kid goes on: If my dad was an elephant and my mom was a girl elephant, I would be a little elephant. The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets really mad and yells a the kid: WHAT IF YOUR DAD WAS A DRUNK AND YOUR MOM WAS A PROSTITUTE!?!? The kid smiles and says: Well... I'd be a bus driver.
2016-05-21 06:28:37 · answer #2 · answered by kathleen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two stars
2007-07-12 21:54:07 · answer #3 · answered by Eve Smith 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good joke that is the best one i have seen on here i will give you a star
2007-07-13 02:11:00 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. I'd have laughed harder but I heard this the other day down pub.
2007-07-12 21:34:46 · answer #5 · answered by B.o.B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-07-12 23:19:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but it is very funny...have a star
2007-07-12 23:21:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldy but goody, have a star
2007-07-12 21:37:05 · answer #8 · answered by Gemma T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy Fuckin' $h!t Mercia Sweetie! That was Freakin’ Brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! I could give you a sky full of stars for this one… truly awesome!
2007-07-12 22:13:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was very good star for u
2007-07-12 21:43:54 · answer #10 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋