16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:
#16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder that the one you just went
through."
#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after
you wear them a while."
# 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a
worthless document·"
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of
the bullet that'll be chasing you."
#11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write
anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will
help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or
I'll give you another ticket."
#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or
not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride
on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."
#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"
#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to
write as many tickets as we can."
#2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of
yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
AND THE WINNER IS....
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign
here
2007-07-12 21:16:19 · 5 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i knew i smelled bacon lol thats really funny
2007-07-12 21:22:03 · answer #1 · answered by Hootie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Innocent until proven gulity-- Serve and Protect Most of the comments sound pretty normal, except comment #14 -- sounded like a threat to life-officer needs a day off #12-- sounded like a threat to life-officer needs a day off. A good officer would have checked for discoloration or swelling of the hands in #16-- But the comments were cute!
2016-05-21 06:28:19 · answer #2 · answered by kathleen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! That was brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! All the more because there are true! A beautiful star for you!!!
2007-07-12 21:34:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Starred. Where do you get all this stuff from ? Very funny.
2007-07-12 22:51:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one ha ha ha
2007-07-12 22:42:32 · answer #5 · answered by Memo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋