HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in
this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could
charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips,
including lap dances and "special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry
would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle
it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
2007-07-12 21:07:50 · 10 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are funny.
2007-07-12 22:56:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-07-12 21:29:51 · answer #2 · answered by eV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah funny and reason he got the seven day waiting period (supposed to have been for women only) to buy a hand gun passed before he got caught.
2007-07-12 21:21:45 · answer #3 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Can we have male strippers only flight for women passengers?
2007-07-12 21:57:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah!
2007-07-12 21:10:41 · answer #5 · answered by Halley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats funny lol
2007-07-12 21:14:32 · answer #6 · answered by Hootie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL vote Bill for president!!!
2007-07-12 21:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by ☆єllє Hoovєя☆® 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! Gina Honey! Your jokes are so uproariously funny! LMFAO!!!
2007-07-12 22:21:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol...solves all the problems, but no women would fly . . .
2007-07-12 21:24:22 · answer #9 · answered by suni 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!! lol thats a gd one!
2007-07-12 23:16:56 · answer #10 · answered by workaholic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋