One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
" Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, " I found the remote!"
2007-07-12 21:01:04 · 9 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Laughing. I've not laughed so much in a long time. Starred.
2007-07-12 23:02:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL This is the place where all marriages end up! Sad but hilarious!!
2007-07-13 04:23:04 · answer #2 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!!
2007-07-13 04:07:22 · answer #3 · answered by Halley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, now that's a good one.
2007-07-13 04:04:18 · answer #4 · answered by Beckers 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha wow.... i wuldnt been heated if i was dat woman
2007-07-13 04:04:11 · answer #5 · answered by Out My Mind 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha thats so good, have a star *!
2007-07-13 04:04:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol haha lmao rotflmao
RTTTBIPMS
running to the toilet before i piss myself
2007-07-13 04:04:32 · answer #7 · answered by Conan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eww lol
2007-07-13 04:05:10 · answer #8 · answered by Hannah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wahahahaha! good one...........
2007-07-13 04:05:03 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♫HiKaRu_ShiDoU♫♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋