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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect women met. After a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was ofcouse, perfect...
One snowy, stormy Christmas eve, this perfect cople were driving their perfect car along a winding road when they noticed someone up ahead in distress. Being the perfect couple, the stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to dissapoint the children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their car. Soon they were driving along delivering toys......
Unfortunately, driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa were in a terrible accident accident. Only one of the three survived.
Who survived???
The Perfect woman.. The Perfect woman survived. She's the only one that really existed in the first place. We all know that Santa doesn't exist...
2007-07-12 20:39:50 · 9 answers · asked by CoolCrab 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And theres no such thing as a perfect man..
So theres no santa or perfect man so the perfect women was driving.. That explains why there was an accident in the first place... LOL
I found it funny
2007-07-12 20:41:19 · update #1
Sid Grimm60
you have a very very active imagination... LOL
What the hell are you even talking about??
2007-07-12 20:47:04 · update #2
If u don't get it
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Santa aint real so he didn't die in the crash.
There is no such thing as a Perfect Man, so he didn't die in the crash.
there was one survivor (the woman) she was the only one in the car. so she was driving thats why it crashed, coz she was driving.
2007-07-12 20:49:19 · update #3
lol
2007-07-12 20:46:14 · answer #1 · answered by Out My Mind 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This joke is not very clean but funny.
a newly wed couple from Alabama went to Minnesota for there honey moon and were staying at a cabin on a lake.The owner of the resort noticed the man out fishing day and night never taking his new bride with him.He approached the man and asked him why he was not spending time making love to his new wife.In a deep southern drawl the man answered,well sir we can make love she has gonorrhea,the resort owner sorta gulped and said well flip her around and go in the back door again the southern man said sir I cant she has diarrhea,again the resort owner came back with how about her mouth and was answered by I cant she has piarea.My god the resort owner said why did you marry her.The southern man answered, sir she has worms and I like to fish
2007-07-12 20:48:00 · answer #2 · answered by bhal99 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ice cream not and Gussie or a cone but not plates, huh?!
But if the purple kind can't have nuts in it.
Peanut ice cream and stripes but not the purple ones... but I'll steal your CB antenna...I'm just kidding....i'm just kidding
2007-07-12 20:45:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved this joke, i heard it before and it is really really funny.
2007-07-13 04:56:42 · answer #4 · answered by swd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why dont blondes breastfeed?.....hurts to much to boil the nipples.
2007-07-12 20:51:56 · answer #5 · answered by dude 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ok i didnt really get it
2007-07-12 20:46:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks ....my eyes hurt after read your blizzards...perfect wharever..joke. Now I got computer vision.
2007-07-12 20:44:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda stupid joke!!! sry!!
2007-07-12 20:53:17 · answer #8 · answered by Siroonig 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2007-07-12 21:45:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋