They look around and decide to look at the mating exhibit. They go to the first pen and see a sign that says this bull mated 50 times last year. The wife nudges her husband and says "see thats once a week". They then go to the second pen where it said this cow mated 125 times last year. She thens nudges her husband again and says " see thats more than twice a week, you can learn something from him". They then walk to next pen were it said this cow mated 365 times last year. The wife all excited nudges her husband so hard that it almost broke his ribs and says,"Thats once a day, you can really learn something from this one".
The husband then responds, "yeah but was it with the same cow everytime".
2007-07-12 19:52:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha lmfao funny shitt lol
2007-07-12 21:05:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit of confusion for me...a bull is male so isn't a cow female? So the cow who mated 365 days is a female...to add the punch line of "was it with the same cow every time?"...does that not make the cow a lesbian? Silly of me, but I do obsess over details.
2007-07-16 12:33:50 · answer #2 · answered by Over The Rainbow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey man your on a roll. Funny as Sh#t. LOL
2007-07-13 02:56:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What can I say... variety is the spice of life.
2007-07-13 03:05:31 · answer #4 · answered by Texas Tiger 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.....nice 1
2007-07-13 07:03:38 · answer #5 · answered by queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha : )
2007-07-13 02:56:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you were soooo wrong for that.. hahaha.. :)
2007-07-13 02:55:57 · answer #7 · answered by rosey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋