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LMFAO.

Edit 1: I love you guys on here.

Edit 2: Gregory L, you made me spit my pop all over.

Edit 3: Stop it, you guys are killing me. I have the hysterical giggles now, I must be tired.

2007-07-12 17:06:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No. I'm not exactly sure where He'll land but He'll set up His kingdom from Jerusalem, according to the Bible. The Book of Mormon says America but they're wrong.

2007-07-13 00:07:18 · answer #2 · answered by fuzz 4 · 0 0

I've heard rumors that Jesus was in fact an alien. And that he did shrooms. I guess when you have a figure that wasn't written about until 50 yrs after his death, speculation is heavy. But I almost feel that when he returns, if scripture is true (still skeptical) he'll appear in our own dreams and begin to show us signs of where to go. These signs will lead a flock of humanity together. Just what my subconscious is telling me

2007-07-13 00:06:07 · answer #3 · answered by myspace.com/samfemino 1 · 1 1

When Jesus returns HE will pick the time and place and probably bring heavenly bran muffins with him, either that or banana and chocolate sandwiches

2007-07-13 00:08:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Mt Carmel is where He went up, and the angels said: "So as you see hi..." never mind, I"ll go look up the reference.

edit: right, here it is in Acts: 1:11. Who also said: Ye men of Galilee, why stand you looking up to heaven? This Jesus who is taken up from you into heaven, shall so come as you have seen him going into heaven.

2007-07-13 00:05:48 · answer #5 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 0 1

when jesus comes back to earth..what makes u think he's going to land?

2007-07-13 00:05:26 · answer #6 · answered by Jim Jo 4 · 0 1

If you see his chariot up on blocks without wheels, you'll know he made his first big mistake by landing in East L.A.

2007-07-13 00:20:47 · answer #7 · answered by big j 5 · 0 1

I was thinking maybe Area 51 in Nevada.

2007-07-13 00:05:33 · answer #8 · answered by trev0r03 2 · 1 1

No, he'll probably drive down if there is a decrease in gas prices.

2007-07-13 00:06:03 · answer #9 · answered by Lucky S 6 · 1 0

No....try reading the gospels...it tells exactly where His feet will touch the ground.

2007-07-13 00:05:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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