2007-07-12 15:55:27 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sara , God is not sneezing as mankind do.Respect God please.
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2007-07-12 15:59:47 · answer #1 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't talk to God, and God doesn't have a nose. If I were to be hypothetically interrupted while talking to God by His sneezing, I would be completely blown away...
2007-07-12 16:03:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that's not gonna happen.. if it happens then that means the end has come.. because you can't talk to God personally unless it is second coming... you can talk to Him in prayers and you will never hear God sneezes when you pray
2007-07-12 16:00:52 · answer #3 · answered by [][][][][][][][][] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trick Question? God doesn't sneeze?
2007-07-12 15:57:59 · answer #4 · answered by evilmidgt999 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I say 'bless you' as is, I wouldn't have to change it.
If God sneezes does that cause a hurricane or tornado?
2007-07-12 16:07:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you make a rock that you can't lift?
If God can put a sense of humor in us he has to have one- he's God, not a robot.
OR
"Bless you, my lord" Probably the same thing they say to the
Pope, who is a big blesser too.
2007-07-12 16:00:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gesundheit, Herr Gott.
2007-07-12 15:58:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same thing you can say when anybody else sneezes: "Gesundheit".
You're not witty nor original. Red Skelton told this joke, and even then it was dumb.
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2007-07-12 15:58:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
As a strict believer in Carlinism, I say "George bless you."
2007-07-12 16:04:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bless you, because it's the polite thing to say.
2007-07-12 15:58:16 · answer #10 · answered by sister steph 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋