'A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
'For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver.
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'I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
Have a Nice Day!
2007-07-12 14:26:03 · 17 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHA thats funny im gonna tell my freinds that!!!!
thats good!
LOL!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-12 14:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by Demodr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH! I just got it. I was like "What? So what if he drove a funeral van?" But then I got it!
2007-07-12 15:21:17 · answer #2 · answered by luv_figure_skating 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May have heard it once before, but it gets better every time.
2007-07-12 15:00:51 · answer #3 · answered by Lauren 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup! This is a funny!
Thanks for sharing.
DE
2007-07-17 11:48:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I'm gonna tell my friends!
2007-07-12 14:34:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Yes, It's funny!
2007-07-12 14:30:34 · answer #6 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will rate it a chuckle- but not a ful GAFAW!
2007-07-12 14:34:23 · answer #7 · answered by admiredi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I needed that laugh... thanx
2007-07-12 14:57:36 · answer #8 · answered by lovin life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
na it wasent that funny
2007-07-12 14:39:45 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that was really funny
2007-07-12 14:38:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋