A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
"Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" She bundled him in the closet stark naked.
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. "Who are you?" he asked him.
"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.
"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.
"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied.
"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband. The man looked down at himself and said, "Those little b****ards"
2007-07-12 13:01:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahaha, thanks for keeping me laughing through the night.
2007-07-12 13:13:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-12 13:04:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny the bug´s boy
2007-07-12 13:44:46 · answer #3 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it, but still really good for a laugh.
2007-07-12 13:04:37 · answer #4 · answered by Dawn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
isint the husband blond
2007-07-12 13:15:42 · answer #5 · answered by Sara Dawson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it, who are the b astards.. the moths, the woman?
2007-07-12 15:56:32 · answer #6 · answered by im.a.Betchh.™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It might be a joke. Is it real life?
2007-07-12 13:08:03 · answer #7 · answered by zanthus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard that one thats hilarious
2007-07-12 13:20:17 · answer #8 · answered by SwEEty PiE!!!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-12 22:31:51 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMIGOSH OMIGOSH i can't believe it but its really funny though.
2007-07-12 13:07:29 · answer #10 · answered by Maboroshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't think it was funny, sorry.
2007-07-12 13:05:25 · answer #11 · answered by R52L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋