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Little tommy was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. 'Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?' he asked his mother. 'He thinks a lot,' replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness. Or she was until little tommy thought for a second and asked, 'So why do you have so much hair?
The scene in the film was tense and the audience sat enthralled. Suddenly, the hero slapped the heroine on the face. In the silence that followed, a young voice piped up: 'Why doesn’t she hit back like you do, mummy?'
Lawyer: 'Now, would you please tell the Jury the truth—why did you shoot your husband with a bow and arrow?' Defendant: 'I didn’t want to wake the children.'
Sam: “I hear you’re marrying again” But your wife passed away only three days ago!” Tam: “I know, but I am not one to hold a grudge long!”
2007-07-12 12:23:59 · 8 answers · asked by **beep** 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and yeah what does rotflol mean?
2007-07-12 12:54:25 · update #1
Lmao Lol
u get a star
PS it means laugh my a** off kalyssa
2007-07-12 12:31:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-07-12 19:48:05 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rolling on the floor, laugh out loud....ROTFLOL
2007-07-12 22:05:07 · answer #3 · answered by swsbcabg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!!These are funny!!!!!!
Oh and lmao stands for "laughing my a** off"!
2007-07-12 19:45:36 · answer #4 · answered by prettyprincess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol those were good you get a star!!!!
2007-07-12 20:16:52 · answer #5 · answered by kati d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are funny
2007-07-12 20:25:29 · answer #6 · answered by SwEEty PiE!!!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT DOES LMAO MEAN!!!!
2007-07-12 19:37:38 · answer #7 · answered by Krmfuentes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-12 19:32:58 · answer #8 · answered by Steven T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋