blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
"No, from skipping," replied the blonde
2007-07-12 11:55:51 · 20 answers · asked by hottie 2 in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
haha..not
2007-07-12 11:59:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
And a big gold star 4 u
2007-07-12 23:00:16 · answer #2 · answered by "RED_FISH" 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kodey, that's hilarious. I can never think of blonde jokes when I need them..and that one..(I'm still laughimg) has engraved an impression on the backlogs in the corners of the windmills of my mind..if only I didn't have short term memory loss!
2007-07-12 19:06:51 · answer #3 · answered by Monsieur Recital Vinyliste 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Muahahaha!
2007-07-12 19:10:30 · answer #4 · answered by Angie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol.....funny!
But oddly I feel the real blonds (the ones who are born with there hair color are really not like that its rumored only the ones that dye) But anyway very funny!!
2007-07-12 18:59:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Very funny.
2007-07-12 20:20:07 · answer #6 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
starred!
2007-07-12 18:58:34 · answer #7 · answered by Victoria 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao!! wow u got the best jokes!!!! u are a natural!!! a star for u!!!!! u are the coolest person ever!
2007-07-13 20:31:56 · answer #8 · answered by jessica l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats funny
2007-07-12 21:08:08 · answer #9 · answered by sexy nena 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes funnie
2007-07-12 18:58:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one!
2007-07-12 19:05:17 · answer #11 · answered by Lydia 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋