A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease.
The Lady: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
The Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
The reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"
The Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your **** twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
2007-07-12 11:53:38 · 9 answers · asked by stupid 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-07-12 12:31:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why are menstrual symptoms called PMS?
A: Mad Cow Disease was already taken!
~Max
P.S. I am such a bad person for saying that joke....
2007-07-13 01:45:43 · answer #2 · answered by Max 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 8/10!
2007-07-12 19:17:16 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that makes farmers look stupid which they arnt lots of times they are smarter than a lot of people so i give that joke a double thumbs down.
2007-07-12 19:42:37 · answer #4 · answered by St. Bernadette (formerly Catholic Teen) 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant have a star..
2007-07-12 19:07:27 · answer #5 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny but needs a lil more work though...
2007-07-12 19:17:45 · answer #6 · answered by Maboroshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's alright
I'll still give it a star though.
2007-07-12 18:57:00 · answer #7 · answered by Krmfuentes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok i star it that was pretty good
2007-07-12 19:05:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol....
2007-07-12 19:09:41 · answer #9 · answered by cdr dsw = <3 [11/1/10] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋