a boy is old that every adult has a dark secret and that all he needed to do was say he knew the whole truth..
with that, he went 2 his mom nd said 'i know the whole truth!!'
his mom turnd to him quickly, gave him 50 quid and said 'just don't tell your father.
he walked through to his dad in the lounge and again said 'i know the whole truth!!'
he whips out 100 quid and says just don't tell your mother!!
the next day he walks down the path to the street, a smile across his face. he sees the postman and decides he could use some more cash.
he walks up to him and says 'i know the whole truth!!'
the postman looks at him, stands up straight, drops his bag and says 'well then, come give your father a hug son!!'
2007-07-12 11:48:09 · 11 answers · asked by stupid 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
too funny another star for you!
2007-07-15 20:45:45 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny..I've heard one similar....
One night a father overheard his son saying his prayers "God bless mommy, and daddy, and grammy. Goodbye Grandpa."
Well the father thought this was strange but soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died. A month or two later the son said his prayers again and the father over heard him say "God Bless mommy, and daddy. Goodbye Grammy."
The next day the grandmother died. Well, the father was getting more than a little worried about the situation. Two weeks later, the father once again overheard his sons prayers. "God Bless, Mommy. Goodbye Daddy."
This alone nearly gave the father a heart attack. He didn't say anything about it though and got up early the next morning to beat the traffic. Later that night he finally came home and said " Sorry I'm so late, I had a terrible day at work today." The mother looked at him and said "YOU HAD A BAD DAY, THE MAILMAN DIED ON MY FRONT PORCH TODAY!!!"
2007-07-12 12:10:04 · answer #2 · answered by m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! 10!
2007-07-12 12:18:10 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humorous..i've got heard one comparable.... One night a father overheard his son saying his prayers "God bless mommy, and daddy, and grammy. see you later Grandpa." properly the father theory this replaced into unusual yet quickly forgot approximately it. the next day, the Grandfather died. A month or 2 later the son reported his prayers back and the father over heard him say "God Bless mommy, and daddy. see you later Grammy." the next day the grandmother died. properly, the father replaced into getting extra beneficial than somewhat worried related to the region. 2 weeks later, the father as quickly as back overheard his sons prayers. "God Bless, Mommy. see you later Daddy." This by myself almost gave the father a heart attack. He did no longer say something approximately it however and have been given up early the subsequent morning to conquer the site visitors. Later that night he finally got here abode and reported " Sorry i'm so late, I had a adverse day at artwork right this moment." the mummy appeared at him and reported "YOU HAD a foul DAY, THE MAILMAN DIED ON MY front PORCH right this moment!!!"
2016-11-09 03:56:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Stuff..
2007-07-12 12:06:07 · answer #5 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny funny made me laugh hard LOL
2007-07-12 11:53:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny...and quid is a monetary unit nube
2007-07-12 12:05:12 · answer #7 · answered by ♫♫My Heart Belongs to Band♫♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
have a star
2007-07-12 11:53:59 · answer #8 · answered by Krmfuentes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehh
2007-07-12 11:50:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha lol very funnnnny
2007-07-12 12:12:09 · answer #10 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋