Just for fun…(the sequel to the sequel ) would you try this?

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Just for fun,…would you try this, (one more time)?

The commonly said statement: “A penny saved is a penny earned.” just rolls off your tongue, but if the statement was incomplete, as in: “A penny saved ______?“ what ending would you provide? My answer would be: “A penny saved isn’t worth a hoot.”

Complete the following commonly used statements being as creative or as conservative as you like.

Render to Caesar that which is___________?

A stitch in time_______?

Bad press is as good as__________?

Honor thy Mother and___________?

A rolling stone gathers no__________?

Feel free to add any others you ‘d like.

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Answer 1

Render to Caeser that which is tasty.

A stitch in time is probably related to that wrinkle i keep hearing about...

Bad press is as good as unemployment.

Honor thy mother and annoy her often.

A rolling stone gathers slow people.

Answer 2

1) Render to Caesar that which is fatty.
2) A stitch in time is better than a stitch in the ribs.
3) Bad press is as good as wrinkles.
4) Honor thy Mother and humor thy Father.
5) A rolling stone gathers no unsold concert seats.
6) When in Rome do all the Romans you can find.
7) Where there's a will, there's a lawyer.

Answer 3

Render to Caesar that which is creamy and goes well with lettuce.

A stitch in time is used when there is a tear in the space/time continuum.

Bad press is as good as guaranteed.

Honor thy Mother and Thou Might Get Dinner.

A Rolling Stone gathers no Satisfaction.

Answer 4

Render to Ceasar that which is
...not yet ruined by the Bisaya.

A stitch in time
... will rescue your clothing from the ravaging hands of the Bisaya.

Bad press is as good as
... you will get, if the Bisaya does your laundry.

Honor thy Mother and
... get an Ilocana, instead of a Bisaya.

A rolling stone gathers no
...wool, unlike a Bisaya.

By Bisaya, I mean our Visayan maid. They are stereotypically recalcitrant. An Ilocana (from Ilocos) is reputedly very industrious.

Peace, mga Bisaya diyan! Joke lang! Asar lang kasi ako ngayon sa katulong namin.

Answer 5

Render to Caesar that which is yours not mine.

Honor thy Mother and the Godfather.

A rolling stone gathers no Kate Moss.

Answer 6

1/going to be taken from you twice ( now and again in old age) (sell your home to pay again for your welfare)
3/bad wine (good tools good product)(wine press)
4/Pray she does not really know everything (it just seems that way;-))
5/friends (moving to fast)
silence is almost unnatural speech is thought out I hope.

Answer 7

"Render to Ceasar that which is leafy and green."

"Honor thy Mother and fetcheth thy father the remote."