Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
Jimmy had married a woman from the USA and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
Tony had married a woman from Italy. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, most of the swelling had gone and he could see a little out of his left eye. Just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper.
2007-07-12 11:45:36 · 5 answers · asked by stupid 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love that joke. very good. I gave you a star.
2007-07-15 20:44:33 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-07-16 16:37:21 · answer #2 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Funny!
2007-07-12 19:55:21 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it but its still a lil funny. *
2007-07-12 19:56:31 · answer #4 · answered by m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done
2007-07-12 18:48:35 · answer #5 · answered by rosie recipe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋