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A Dog's Pet Peeves
1. Blaming your farts on me ... not funny ... not funny at all.
2. Yelling at me for barking ... I AM A DOG!
3. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything
while you're gone. Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little
like cat spit?
4. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?
5. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... stop it.
6. Yelling at me for rubbing my bum on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?
7. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry,
but I haven't quite mastered that firm handshake thing yet.
8. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
truth, you're just jealous.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello ... have you noticed the FUR?
10. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we
chew your stuff up when you're not home.
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2007-07-12 11:27:15 · 12 answers · asked by crow_mtt 2 in Pets ➔ Dogs
That is great! I can totally see my dogs saying these things to me! I sometimes think my little chi would flip me off if he could and my big dog looks at me like "Are you serious lady?" when I tell him to do things. Thanks for the laugh!
2007-07-12 11:39:28 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 & 4
2007-07-12 15:46:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. OK, but when it smells like dog food!
2. There is a time to bark and 3am isn't it
3. I know but I left you in charge!
4. OK, but can we get down to the dog park first, and take you leash off.
5. All right, how about playing dead when I point my finger at you and say BANG
6. Yelling at me for rubbing my bum on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet? (This is a real problem. The dog needs its Anal gland squeezed or it may have worms.)
7. OK I will explain your behavior when I introduce you.
8. You are right I am, but do you have to be so loud about it when I am trying to go to sleep?
9. OK, how about a hat?
10. OK, but can I get your toe nails painted?
2007-07-12 11:41:40 · answer #3 · answered by george 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Unfortunately Iv'e done #1 & #2 but I haven't done any of the other ones I swear.
2007-07-12 11:34:30 · answer #4 · answered by Shaqo_Wyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have done #2. My girl dog is so into barking. She barks when no one in the room is talking. It funny yet annoying
2007-07-12 11:31:21 · answer #5 · answered by Kathleen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah i kind of always yell at my dog for following me around alot!lol
2007-07-12 11:41:27 · answer #6 · answered by In love! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whilst mine die, i could have the vet do a suited cremation and that i'll take the ashes domicile with me in an urn. i'd on no account permit certainly one of my canines or cats be thrown out like trash.
2016-10-21 01:16:05 · answer #7 · answered by quintero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny, yea i've done a few
2007-07-12 13:06:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You obviously know dogs very well. Don't ya just love them?
2007-07-12 12:11:45 · answer #9 · answered by bronte heights 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear! I'm afraid I'm guilty of all but number 1! I had no idea my dogs weren't amused! You made me see it from their point of view! Thanks for the chuckle!
2007-07-12 11:36:33 · answer #10 · answered by 5gr8k9s 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋