Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me
have sex with you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. '
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down.'
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded, 'The b-a-s-t-e-r-d used coins!'
2007-07-12 11:25:55 · 12 answers · asked by stupid 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao rofl!!!!!!!!!! im gonna give u a star that was really funny!!!
2007-07-12 11:29:10 · answer #1 · answered by Siroonig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good...kinda original. Goes along the line of the joke:
Why do they use powdered soap in the Navy?
Takes longer to pick up.
Anyway, I will give you a star. Feel lucky cause I am stingy with my stars.
2007-07-12 11:30:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-12 13:02:04 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny star 4 you!
2007-07-12 11:29:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-07-12 11:30:00 · answer #5 · answered by suzie. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh...that's clever. hehehehehe I might star you...
2007-07-12 11:29:46 · answer #6 · answered by *Gerry'sBaby* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a Genius!!!
2007-07-12 11:50:04 · answer #7 · answered by John Redcorn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
I've heard it before though
2007-07-12 12:10:56 · answer #8 · answered by Krmfuentes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol old but good
2007-07-12 11:29:26 · answer #9 · answered by Deranged Insanity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but old
2007-07-13 13:02:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋