Just for fun,…would you try this, (again)?
The commonly said statement: “A penny saved is a penny earned.” just rolls off your tongue, but if the statement was incomplete, as in: “A penny saved ______?“ what ending would you provide? My answer would be: “A penny saved isn’t worth a hoot.”
Complete the following commonly used statements being as creative or as conservative as you like.
You can lead a horse _____?
Home is where_____________?
She’ll be comin’ round the mountain when_______?
It tastes just like___________?
If you can’t beat ‘em___________?
Feel free to add any others you ‘d like.
LOL
2007-07-12 10:46:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-07-12 10:47:33 · update #1
You can lead a horse but you can't stop him from pooping wherever he wants.
Home is where my dirty laundry is.
She’ll be comin’ round the mountain when he eats her box on the train.
It tastes just like it smells.
If you can’t beat ‘em shoot the phuck outta'em.
2007-07-12 10:50:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
“A penny saved wont be worth the copper it is made from“
You can lead a horse. Why would I want to lead a horse?
Home is where my rebocks are.
She’ll be comin’ round the mountain when she decides to circle the mountain. Why come around the mountain when you can sit comfortably in your airconditioned apt. and play on the computer?
It tastes just like whatever it happens to be?
If you can’t beat ‘em, at least put up a good defense.
2007-07-20 12:56:15 · answer #2 · answered by Gma Joan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A penny saved me from the evil Knights
You can lead a horse by pulling on its tongue
Home is where my wife says it is
She'll be comin' round the mountain when she is finally done choosing an outfit
It tastes just like burning
If you can't beat 'em, steal there stuff so that they can never compete again.
2007-07-12 17:59:28 · answer #3 · answered by LosingAllSanity VLOGS 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A penny saved 95556218565.2 dollars left
You can lead a horse, but that doesn't makes you smarter than him.
Home is where the Homans live, the cradle of the great Homan empire.
She’ll be comin’ round the mountain when the **** hits the fan.
It tastes just like Brrraaaiiinnnssss!
If you can’t beat ‘em, Cheat!!
2007-07-12 17:56:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A penny saved ought to be put with your other change.
You can lead a horse if you are not afraid he might kick you.
Home is where the game of Monopoly begins.
She'll be comin' around the mountain when the other road here is closed due to construction.
It tastes just like coal dust.
If you can't beat 'em, you're lucky, or else you could be arrested for assault.
2007-07-12 17:56:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You can lead a horse to Jesus
Home is where the decorator's live
She’ll be comin’ round the mountain when she's washed her hair
It tastes just like kinda salty
If you can’t beat ‘em boil 'em.
2007-07-12 17:56:19 · answer #6 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You can lead a horse because man is evil and domesticated them.
Home is where you screw.
She'll be comin round the mountain when, hmm she comes? sorry about that one.
It tastes just like a light filet of veal in a nice marsala sauce.
If you can't beat 'em get a big truck to mow em down.
2007-07-12 17:53:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can lead a horse by its teeth.
Home is where the honey is.
She'll be comin' round the mountain when she's done.
It tastes just like corned beef.
If you can't beat 'em, boot them out.
2007-07-20 10:04:41 · answer #8 · answered by annabelle p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can lead a horse to a trailer, but don't expect it to get in without a fight. (or maybe that's just been my experience :)
Home is wherever you make it.
She'll be comin' round the mountain when the
It tastes just like hot vomit on a crisp ritz cracker.
If you can't beat 'em... join 'em (I agree with the popular quote on that one :)
2007-07-16 10:39:59 · answer #9 · answered by Gir 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can lead a horse, but why would you want to?
Home is where the spiders live.
She'll be coming around the mountain when she's good and ready.
It tastes just like moonbeams and fairy dust
If you can't beat em', start a nasty rumor about them.
2007-07-12 17:52:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋