A bear walked into a bar, set down and said: Gimme a beer.
Bartender says: We dont serve beer to bears in this bar!
Bear: I SAID gimme a beer!
Bartender: And I said that we don't serve bears beer in this bar!
Bear: Give me a beer, or Im gonna each that woman down there!
Bartender: You ain't gettin no beer!
Bear walks down to the end of the bar and eats the young lady, then walks back to the bartender and says: Beer!
Bartender: We don't serve beer to bears and surely not drug addicted bears either!
Bear: What?
Bartender: That was the barbitchuate!
2007-07-12 10:14:01 · 5 answers · asked by pappysgotitgoinon 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HEH
2007-07-12 10:17:38 · answer #1 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm...that would have made me laugh, if only I felt better.
At the moment, I'm like the horse who sat down at the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
2007-07-12 17:23:24 · answer #2 · answered by Jude IS Obscure! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-07-12 20:24:08 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny..
2007-07-12 17:42:04 · answer #4 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-12 17:29:52 · answer #5 · answered by Steven T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋