we he also created by it? or was he floating in space?
I don't get it!
2007-07-12 10:12:01 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God caused the big bang.
2007-07-12 10:20:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My brother came up with the scientific explanation for God, it is:
"..It's the mass of the known universe multiplied by the speed of light squared. That yields a numerical value equal to the entire energy of the universe which i believe was a transference of all of the energy of God at the moment of the big bang. We can then quantify God in kilogram/meters per second. All I have to do now is obtain the number calculated by astrophysicists as the estimated mass of the universe, multiply it out, and walk around with the product in my pocket all day!" TTW - 9/29/2006
2007-07-12 10:27:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
With me,actually. We were hanging out at a trashy anything-goes intergalactic juice bar when we heard this Big Explosion. Thunderous,shaking,really you can't imagine. Like an earthquake,only worse. So we got out there and went out to take a look,and we were pretty toasted bear in mind. God has a lot of flash,a lot of cash,a lot of well,everything,you know? There's never been anyone else for me,but to Him I'm just another out-of-work-Eyptptian female deity. So we go out but nothing ever comes of it. Anyway,we get there and what do you imagine,a big hole,presumably from this explosion. There were people everywhere and of course the press with their damn cameras and mikes and naturally they all want a comment or two from my guy. Well,it didn't happen. We took a look,did a few "no comments at this time" and zipped out of there. Since then,I don't know. Who keeps track. There's some "planet" that came into being at the time,it's crawling with lesser life-forms,nobody you would want to know,anyway they are inccessantly bothering Him with all kinds of demands,a prayer for this, a prayer for that. Very boring place,we checked it out once. (Actually,He tried to kill them off once with a global flood but this fast-talking old Jew got Him to spare the dude and his family so ever since it's ring,ring,ring all day everyday,the requests for favors just never seem to stop. I don't know. It all seems to have started with that night of the big bang. Before that we were an item. Now He's always getting annoyance calls,I mean you can't even have a real conversation. I've been seeing someone else lately,I'll admit it to you. A girl likes to have a good time you know.
Anyway,that's where He was.
2007-07-12 10:27:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God and the big bang are the same thing only god is a religious excuse and the big bang is the scientific excuse for the universe
2007-07-12 10:23:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well this statement assumes that the Big Bang indeed happened and that God exists. But if the Big Bang happend then that can rule out God (somewhat), and if God is real then there is no need for the Big Bang (again somewhat)...
Hope I helped.
2007-07-12 10:15:11 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He was still about 4.4 billion years from being invented by humans.
Wrap your head around this: Prior to the Big Bang, space and time did not exist. Time is nothing more than a measurement of change. So, in order for a God to have CHANGED the universe from nothingness into somethingness, would require TIME. But, God is alleged to reside outside of time. If this is the case, then God can effect no CHANGE, as he resides outside of time.
2007-07-12 10:16:01 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Well, since there are arguments that you can't have the big bang and a god, how about saying maybe the big bang was a really big fart by some god>
2007-07-12 10:42:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
God, by his nature, exists in multiple planes of existence and time. He was the initial causal event that created the universe. The link below lays out the Christian perspective on the nature of God.
2007-07-12 10:20:21 · answer #8 · answered by Tim 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God was the Big-bang.Him being pure energy and in a solid state.He decided to think outside the box sort-of.the Bible describes this event.When God says "Let there be Light".there-by creating the Universe and all that in it,He blew himself up!!!!
2007-07-12 10:26:33 · answer #9 · answered by Ron P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there was no "big bang". God was not created. it is hard for the finite, human mind to comprehend, but God just is. He is at all places and at all times. He created everything without some bang.
2007-07-12 10:17:08 · answer #10 · answered by Sherri 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋