A man was wandering around a fairground and saw a fortune teller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh; he went inside and sat down.
"Ah," said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children."
"That's what you think," said the man scornfully. "I'm the father of three children."
The woman grinned and said, "That's what you think."
2007-07-12 09:58:45 · 14 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats funny on several diffrent levels..
2007-07-12 10:33:31 · answer #1 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. That was funny, & I'm only 13! Lol. But I believe the wife is the liar because the fortune teller said "That's what you THINK" instead of saying something like "Now we both know the truth"... because she would not have said think if he already knew that he cheated... And anyways, I'm pretty sure his wife would know how many kids she had (from experience)!
2016-05-20 23:48:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one have a star
2007-07-12 10:10:48 · answer #3 · answered by boldkevin 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL that was a great one, I needed the laugh. :D
2007-07-12 10:03:19 · answer #4 · answered by angelkay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh..."Jerry! Jerry!"
2007-07-12 10:02:48 · answer #5 · answered by Angie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Great Joke! LOL!!!
2007-07-12 10:10:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hmm x not sure on this one x
2007-07-12 10:01:51 · answer #7 · answered by orac 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny for us ...a shock for him lol
2007-07-12 11:09:28 · answer #8 · answered by josey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm.. I don't get it ?
2007-07-12 11:17:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. lol
2007-07-12 10:18:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋