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2007-07-12 09:05:39 · 20 answers · asked by Jack Rivall 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Man created God.
2007-07-12 09:08:27 · answer #1 · answered by dogsaysmoo 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The Who?
Who created whom?
2007-07-12 16:09:00 · answer #2 · answered by M C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1:1 Life sprang from the Earth so it became that there was Man and Man was the beginning. Man was unknowing and unlearned as the ocean has no knowlege of it's source. Man was divine and divine was Man, both the creator and the created and a yearning for truth burned from within.
1:2 In an attempt to quench his thirst for knowlege, Man created god and in his own image did god he create. Man did lean heavily upon this god for answers to all he could not comprehend and did bestow great power unto this god. Man found this god to be to his liking and then did Man use this god not only for his own puposes, but sought advertisement of this god for all to admire and serve.
1:3 This god was found also to be a tool with which Man could righteously inflict his will upon other men and Man did use this godly tool to both beget the necessity of itself and to punish all those who found this god to not be useful for their purposes.
1:4 God being the only justification for Man and Man being the only justification for god it is supported that as one perishes, the other too shall perish.
2007-07-12 16:08:55 · answer #3 · answered by ©2009 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mom & Dad created me. Same reasoning occured with every other person on earth.
2007-07-12 16:08:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Egg!! was made by the Chicken, who came from an egg, that was laid by the mutated offspring of a retarded fish-lizard with feathers.
2007-07-12 16:09:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it was Dr. Zeuss, right after Horton heard a Who! or was that Roger Daltry
2007-07-12 16:11:06 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who didn't create Who, he just stood on first.
2007-07-12 16:09:02 · answer #7 · answered by James L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man created god to explain what could not be explained during a time of early civilization where primitive man was clueless to his surroundings
2007-07-12 16:08:28 · answer #8 · answered by independant_009 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Drink!
2007-07-12 16:07:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rock,scissors ,paper?
2007-07-12 16:07:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋