Invitation strictly limited to those unrepentant souls who -know- the christian god will have no mercy at all upon us (he'll be using lead-lined gloves to toss us in).
To my fellow future fire crackers: May you eat, drink and be merry so that we may provide our christian brethren with as spectacular a firework display on judgment day as their god will permit them (poor souls that they be).
No what paganish, heathenish, asatruish, wiccan, witchy things can we do during our Tea Party to show we know how to throw a ball-bouncin' bash?
2007-07-12 08:23:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ack "...throw a 'Hell in a Handbasket' Tea Party". - throw, not through...arg
2007-07-12 08:24:47 · update #1
ack ack "now what..." , not no what .... (every get one of those ideas that wrote itself before you'd had the chance to read it?)
2007-07-12 08:26:23 · update #2
ack ack ack "(ever..." not "(every...".
ack ack ack ACK ACK ack ack ack-
Martian "Mar's Attacks!"
2007-07-12 08:27:50 · update #3
2007-07-12 08:30:43 · update #4
Gnostic: shall I guess which gender is answering? ;-)
2007-07-12 08:32:14 · update #5
Have a orgy.
Make sure the participants are as unattractive as possible and let them go on and on about how much fun they're having.
Be sure to bring your SPF 2000.
EDIT:
Crap! Out of answers for today!
To my Pagan family: In the spirit of this question, embrace the disgrace. May Odin's wisdom guide you and may Thor's hammer knock some sense into your enemies. Remember Europe is German! The Franks took Gall, the Saxons took England, the Goths took Rome.
** I'm feeling extra Teutonic today as I sit here listening to Wagner's Hall of the Mountain King. **
k716 lighten up. I accept the love god has given me through you, now go away.
Shane D it's an acceptable risk. If some of the hellfire club (fundies) are right the vast majority of people on earth will burn anyway, including billions of Christians that are guilty of either being sympathetic to other humans or misinterpreting the scriptures. Catholics say Martin Luther is there. Protestants think all the Popes are there. Whoever is there is immaterial, I'll be in good company.
I'll probably be with Saint Joan in Valhalla as a Valkyrie and we'll be kicking azz for Odin.
Blessed Be
2007-07-12 08:30:21 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gnostic♥ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Time? We gonna take this to a communicate room besides? i will heavily attempt - I easily have some packing to do on Friday, yet i'm particular with the aid of evening i would be waiting to break down and don't something up be online.
2016-10-01 11:27:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tea Party? Hell no! I'm not showing up to any such party unless there's some booze.
Hell in a Hand Basket KEG Party! That's more like it!
2007-07-12 08:39:45 · answer #3 · answered by damnyankeega 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'll do the following things to ensure that I go to hell on a rocket-powered bobsled:
1. Deny Jod (Jesus/God) as my Lord and Saviour
B. Eat a lot of BLT's on Friday's during lent
3) Listen to Marilyn Manson CDs
2007-07-12 08:35:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
You know If you really don't believe, then by all means party like a rock star. But, What IF, and it is a BIG IF. on judgement day. "Hell" is real and worse than you thought. And instead of being able to laugh at your cleaverness, you beg for someway to have a second chance. I am not saying that IS whats going to happen. But what IF.
2007-07-12 08:43:39 · answer #5 · answered by The true face of religion 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You think this is just a joke? Do you really think Christians are on Y!A just to condemn non-believers, and take joy in knowing there are people who don't believe in Jesus? Perhaps, there may be some that do that, but as a Christian, it actually saddens me to read your question. Think about this, seriously...just because you don't believe in God, doesn't mean He isn't real.
Galatians 6:7 -- Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap.
2007-07-12 08:36:56 · answer #6 · answered by kaz716 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Well first off, we will celebrate christmas the right way, as it was originally called and in it's original context!!!!! AND we will do it every day for 666 years just to REALLY piss them off.
2007-07-12 08:29:50 · answer #7 · answered by Edhelosa 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Dance the night away!!!
http://www.wzzr.com/cc-common/streaming_new/
2007-07-12 08:27:43 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Sad
2007-07-12 08:29:15 · answer #9 · answered by Gummy 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
aww.. poor little guy.. he isn't so mean. But could you please make some coffee too.. and those little finger sandwiches . Thank you so much ^^
2007-07-12 08:48:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋