'Did a bird fly into your bedroom last night?'
'No why do you ask?' the neighbour replies.
'Because l heard you through the wall telling your husband: catch it in your shirt- dont let it fly all over the place'.
2007-07-12 07:29:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's so funny........
ps......check email....you have two SORRY...
2007-07-12 07:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Q - What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?
A - Winnie the phew!
Q - What do you get when you cross a chicken with a race horse?
A - A hen that lays odds.
Q - What do you get when you cross a parrot with a homing pigeon?
A - Voice Mail.
Q - What does a fish without an eye look like?
A - Fsh
Q - What is the easiest way to make a slow horse fast?
A - Don't feed it.
Q - Why did the ram run over the cliff?
A - He didn't see the ewe turn.
Q - Define an Elephant !
A - A mouse, built to government specifications!!
Q - What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A - Piiig
Q - Why do moths fly with their legs open ?
A - Have you seen the size of mothballs.
Q - How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
A - Hold its nose.
Q - Why don't anteaters get sick?
A - Because they're full of anty-bodies!
2007-07-12 07:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lol, jumpin over the spouse, inax to relax.
2007-07-12 07:51:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that low flying harrier jump jet backs
2007-07-12 07:40:51 · answer #4 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one
2007-07-12 07:34:44 · answer #5 · answered by Scouse 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one seems to be one of your off colour jokes skybluecarp! Come on give us a real "WOW!" joke!!!
2007-07-12 08:14:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thick tonight?
Adddition:
UTD fan, or coventry thicko?
2007-07-12 07:35:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one Alan.!!!
Funny so 10/10 man.!!!
Ha ha ha.!!!
2007-07-12 07:42:23 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, gross but funny. You deserve a star!
2007-07-12 07:36:54 · answer #9 · answered by Shel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that made me giggle :D
2007-07-12 07:33:50 · answer #10 · answered by cheryl s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋