Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.
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The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a
successful company at he bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and
Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
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The second guy said, "Darn,
that's terrific! My son is also my pride and
joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to
become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his bestfriend a brand new jet for his birthday."
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The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
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The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?" One of the three said: "We were talking
about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"
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The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a
stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said: "What a shame... what a disappointment." The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either......His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his
three boyfriends."
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ONE LOVE
2007-07-12 06:55:20 · 43 answers · asked by % 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I would kill to see the expressions on the 3 guys faces
2007-07-12 06:58:20 · answer #1 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 11⤊ 1⤋
That was great. I was so shocked and very much pleased with the ending. Here is a star if I could give you more I would that was the best joke I've heard on here so far. Keep up the great work!!!!!!!
2007-07-19 13:51:43 · answer #2 · answered by Kayla M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2007-07-17 14:09:35 · answer #3 · answered by Eugene 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got the star!
2007-07-19 09:23:23 · answer #4 · answered by My account has been compromised 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAAH
LMAO.
Best joke ive heard in a longgggg time!
i bet the expressions on their faces were priceless!!!
2007-07-19 12:26:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! I wonder how the other 3 would have reacted to that statement if it were for real ;-)
2007-07-19 21:03:15 · answer #6 · answered by haria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one was very funny!
by the third man, i was already thinking something up... but hey, a gay guy getting all the stuff - priceless.
2007-07-12 07:04:19 · answer #7 · answered by k4talwayz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha...xp
2007-07-20 01:20:00 · answer #8 · answered by ertcelestial 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you deserve two stars...my cousin laughed too
2007-07-18 22:24:24 · answer #9 · answered by suni 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oye good one dude it deserves a star. loll. rofl
2007-07-19 09:46:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋