Boy, this is tough work, this prophet stuff.
2007-07-12 06:44:58 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Look at my prophecy - you will ask another question pointing out obvious flaws in the bible or religion as a whole, within the next week.
You will receive many ignorant and illogical answers, from Christians especially.
I will get 2 points within the next second ...
2007-07-12 17:41:14 · answer #1 · answered by eV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U R as much of a prophet as I am when I say there is going to be someone that goes to Yahoo and asks a ridiculous and useless question today. And oh, yeah it will be a donkey.
2007-07-12 06:48:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man once asked my Grandfather (a farmer), do you think it will rain, John? Grandpa scratched his head, looked to the sky, and then to the ground and said, if it don't, it's goin to get awful dry around here...
prophets are really masters of the obvious. I'd predict that osama dies on a NY Holliday, for obvious reasons....
2007-07-12 06:59:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Devil keeps prophets from hearing what they need to by cracking them on the head with pipes. That is what I think:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?link=best&qid=20070711175512AAu7UVI&r=w&pa=F5xxBXHpPmKSlmhy00sKmV5B1Dxz3iSyv8bSCUwx8EM6DPZzXleXsQ--&paid=choose_best
Maybe if we found a prophet and kept him safe in air conditioning from the Devil's flies then it would be that he could tell us good things and that would make the Earth great! But if you listen you can hear the good voices telling you what to do anyway. So always do the good things and not the bad things also.
2007-07-12 06:49:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, that's too vague, and being a prophet does not mean making prophecies....a "prophet" by religious defintion is someone who has received God's word, through God, for them to inform us....not to make obvious statements.
2007-07-12 06:52:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now imagine if you were a prohphet in the days many years ago when the Prophets really were existant.
2007-07-12 06:47:17 · answer #6 · answered by MEHNAZ B 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If you are, we get to stuff you inside a hollow tree and saw you in half, just like we did to Isaiah. If I was you, I'd look for another line of work. Traditionally the payoff is a bummer.
2007-07-12 06:47:49 · answer #7 · answered by cmw 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Isn't being a talking donkey enough? Now you want to be a prophet?
2007-07-12 06:46:59 · answer #8 · answered by Morg 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
And I predict that within the next 30 minutes the talking donkey will speak again. LOL Hey this isn't so hard. LOL
2007-07-12 06:48:43 · answer #9 · answered by RealRachel 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
4 And no man taketh this honour unto himself, but he that is called of God, as was Aaron.
(New Testament | Hebrews 5:4)
2007-07-12 07:49:33 · answer #10 · answered by Wahnote 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋