2007-07-12 05:50:33 · 14 answers · asked by emily 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Panic.... officer.... yep, you guessed it...
He was Major Panic
It was a heck of a promotion party when he made major. So many really bad jokes.
2007-07-12 05:58:48 · answer #1 · answered by usafbrat64 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I knew a Private Ryan in Basic Training; I also worked with a fellow named Major Mills, who I always told everyone that I looked forward to the day he got promoted to a general... (that, and I wondered aloud if he'd have become a cereal killer to get to that rank...)
I also knew someone who swore they'd met someone in the Navy with the last name of "Guzzler". A female, no less. What kind of rotten luck would you have, if you were a new female recruit in the Navy, called Seaman Guzzler?
2007-07-12 06:17:24 · answer #2 · answered by ಠ__ಠ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ain't got one, but the funniest first name I've come across was a sergeant called Alien - rumour has it that the doctor wrote his original name 'Allen' illegibly and it came out as 'Alien' in his birth certificate.
2007-07-12 05:56:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Obviously I've seen a Major Payne, there was a civilian named Richard Ryder (called Dick of course), Capt. Plante (but if you say it fast it sounds like Planet) and a Sgt. Sergant
I"m sure there are more but these are the only ones I can think of at the moment.
2007-07-12 07:52:55 · answer #4 · answered by Sharpie211 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Richard Dick and he was a BIG man...6'7 and probably weighed over 275. But this was at a job, not in the military. Jokingly we called him Big Dick! He had a sense of humor and never got upset about it.
2007-07-12 06:00:42 · answer #5 · answered by BLM 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I knew a Corporal Christmas and a Private Mittens.
Giggle.
2007-07-12 09:37:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I knew three Senior Chief Petty Officers in New London named Doom, Deth, and Furey.
2007-07-12 06:10:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Private Bush?
2007-07-12 05:53:28 · answer #8 · answered by Take it from Toby 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Vanderwilt. Once traduced in english, it is From The Wild.
2007-07-12 08:12:45 · answer #9 · answered by ColdWarrior 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to basic with a Private Horney and another guy was named Gaiy (pronounced gay) so the drill sergeants made them battle buddy's. Horney Gay.
2007-07-12 07:39:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋