A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.
"I wonder what kind of food is in there?" the mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.
Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning : "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."
The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The pig sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers."
The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose."
So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap alone.
That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.
The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.
The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital, and she returned home with a fever.
Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.
But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock.
To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.
The farmer's wife did not get well; she died.
So many people came for her funeral the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.
The mouse now all alone said to himself with a smirk, "If I knew one mousetrap could do all that, I would have bought one myself a long time ago!"
2007-07-12 05:46:52 · 10 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The provincial elongations sent my head a spinning and my mind almost a'thinking there:- Why didn't the snake detach its tail like slow worms do? Did it deliberately snag itself just to catch a rodent bigger than a beaver? Why did Mr Mouse run around like some big girls blouse whose buttons have come adrift just because some new fangled cheese lump display rears its ugly head on the scene?
You'll never get these stains out of the apron.
2007-07-12 05:58:06 · answer #1 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS SO CUTE...hehehehhe lolz it sounds like a cute little mouseee.......niace(<-- say it slowly) joke....ha but i hope that does'nt happen in my house if i get a mouse...I dont want to slaugter a live chicken....lolz i should be worried about the mouse....hmmmm..*LUVS*
2007-07-12 05:53:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good Calamity.!!!
10/10 for the Joke.!!!
Naturally the mouse too ha ha.!!!
2007-07-12 07:20:03 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Very Smart mouse.
2007-07-12 05:51:15 · answer #4 · answered by lema10805 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a great joke.
2007-07-12 05:51:08 · answer #5 · answered by TwiceShyGuy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever mouse?
squeak! squeak!
2007-07-12 06:12:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The moral of the story dont FCUK WITH THE MOUSE..
2007-07-12 06:40:50 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
long read but worth lought.
2007-07-12 05:58:30 · answer #8 · answered by Kesh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-07-12 06:00:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that is a good one
2007-07-12 05:54:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋