Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.
"You know," Mom said, "it's not your fault that the dog died. He's probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."
Susie, still crying, said, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
2007-07-12 05:24:09 · 5 answers · asked by junior j 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute, moderately funny. star for you
2007-07-12 05:27:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. You got a star from me.
2007-07-12 05:35:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Have a star!
2007-07-12 07:33:07 · answer #3 · answered by Chewie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell that one at a club and You'll follow it with:
Is this thing on?
Wow, tough crowd tonight...
2007-07-12 05:34:52 · answer #4 · answered by Capt Crasher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ok.
2007-07-12 05:27:26 · answer #5 · answered by M&M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋