A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" Very good," said her mother. Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes it's because you're blonde."
The next day, the girl came home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No Honey,it's because you're 24!!"
2007-07-12 04:52:55 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute, star 4 you
2007-07-12 04:56:24 · answer #1 · answered by heartlover2000 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."
The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."
2007-07-12 07:30:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good, I wasn't expecting the punchline.
10/10 plus a star.
2007-07-12 05:17:42 · answer #3 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ta for the laugh! Have a star - see, I'm blonde and I don't hold a grudge!
2007-07-12 05:30:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Outstanding!
2007-07-12 04:56:37 · answer #5 · answered by steven_p_ohio 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh for the first time today. Consider yourself starred!
2007-07-12 05:17:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha....have a star 4 u and ur 24 year old frnd!!!
2007-07-12 05:14:49 · answer #7 · answered by SIR TJM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this before only it was a guy in quicksand, and a biker called him a ***. Who would drop a woman who does all that?
2016-05-20 13:01:59 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! haha
2007-07-13 01:15:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! Here's your star!
2007-07-12 05:06:02 · answer #10 · answered by Lizzie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋