The Invisible Pink Unicorn's rules aren't that hard to follow. Do you think that following her is THAT horrible? Christians would make great IPUtheists. Why not try (at least) to believe in her? Is it the IPU's rules that keep you away or is it a bad experience with her followers that has caused you to not believe?
One more thing, is it the fact that you want to do what you want to do when you want to do it that makes you an Christian? If that is the fact, IPUtheists can do whatever they want to do too. We have free will/choice just like you.
I know you don't believe because you don't see. It takes a very strong person to believe in something they cannot see. If you were to TRY to believe, the Invisible Pink Unicorn would "show" herself to you in your heart .
2007-07-12 04:47:22 · 6 answers · asked by oldwhatshername 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am not familiar with the IPU religion but if that is what you believe good for you. Send me some info on it and I will check it out I am always open to new ideas and philosophies.
2007-07-12 04:51:29 · answer #1 · answered by Jason J 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oookaayyyy...sure, go ahead and believe anything you want, but I wouldnt let too many people know you believe in the pink unicorn's rules...you might be typing from the looney bin next time.
2007-07-12 04:51:47 · answer #2 · answered by sweetgirl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are out of your mind. You need to get off whatever it is you're smoking and enter a program for the seriously confused. I would not TRY to believe for anything in the world. I'd sooner believe the care bears are angels in disguise.
2007-07-12 04:51:57 · answer #3 · answered by TX Mom 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2016-10-01 11:05:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is difficult to convey your message in writing because we can not hear your condescending, cutesy voice and the silly noises you make when you fail to hide your snickering.
2007-07-12 04:52:00 · answer #5 · answered by TheNewCreationist 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Um, that question belongs in the jokes and riddles category.
2007-07-12 04:56:05 · answer #6 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋