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Hang out with Jesus... Cause in Heaven all this denomination crap wont be...

What is with you and glass this morning?

2007-07-12 03:53:30 · answer #1 · answered by AlleycatJo 5 · 2 0

I would hang out with Jesus in fundamentalist Christian heaven because life in Jesus Christ is wonderful

2007-07-12 10:55:12 · answer #2 · answered by onoscity 4 · 0 0

Good news everyone!

Here in the year 3000, glass is a part of a healthy diet and has just been added to the new Food Pyramid. The FDA recommends 3-4 servings per day.

2007-07-12 10:55:06 · answer #3 · answered by Professor Farnsworth 6 · 2 1

How about eat jesus or drink glass of wine?

2007-07-12 11:03:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Trick question - Jesus hangs out in liberal heaven with all the good, tolerant people!

2007-07-12 10:57:24 · answer #5 · answered by SUSAN P 5 · 0 0

Jesus, because he'll be sending those jerks to hell while partying with me over glasses of some of his awesome cabernet.

2007-07-12 10:53:20 · answer #6 · answered by PoseidenNeptuneReturns 4 · 2 0

I'd prefer eating glass.

2007-07-12 10:55:23 · answer #7 · answered by SARAH W 3 · 0 0

what's with the eating glass thing? ok yeah, seriously considering the glass on this one.

2007-07-12 10:53:57 · answer #8 · answered by vorenhutz 7 · 0 0

Jesus and God are heavenly Souls! I am praying for you, that you will see the true religion.

2007-07-12 11:03:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i think jesus would be pretty cool to hang out with. and i agree with tangerine, i don't think the fundies actually make it to heaven

2007-07-12 10:53:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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