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2007-07-12 03:44:45 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

cpj79 thinks I'm a christian! lol

2007-07-12 03:50:25 · update #1

The old timers here know I'm an atheist. I just thought the question sounded funny...so I threw it out there.

2007-07-12 03:52:19 · update #2

I'd like to know how many people who answered this question knew I am an atheist. If you did....give me a star so I can see who you are. Thanks.

2007-07-12 03:57:23 · update #3

37 answers

He didn't smite my heathen assss.... lmao

2007-07-12 03:47:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12 4

I'm in enough pain that I may have to quit my job because it's interfering with my ability to think. If I go back on heavy duty analgesics, then I'll have to quit my job immediately because mentally I'll be worthless.

And people really don't like to hear that you're not doing just grand, which just isolates me further.

The Good Christians say that it's all part of 'God's plan.' Apparently the Good Lord decided it was best to waste my skills.

2007-07-12 04:00:51 · answer #2 · answered by The angels have the phone box. 7 · 2 0

Nothing but isn't that the point? If God did something to disprove his existence he would therefore be doing something which would result in quite the opposite.

Then again maybe he's been on a cigarette break for the last few years.

2007-07-12 03:48:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Nothing has done nothing, and will not continue to do anything, or rather continue to not do nothing....

er, screw it....Is this another form of the drinking question cleverly disguised as a baiting question?

2007-07-12 04:01:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Same thing he did yesterday and all the days before... NOTHING! At least Zeus made an appearance in my God Of War II video game. Granted, Kratos is trying to kill him, but at least he made an appearance.

2007-07-12 03:55:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

I saw him trip over a beer can on his way to school. When I helped him up he just said: "It's hard when everybody's prayers keep rattling around in your head, I do my best to block them out but I don't possess the power to. I can't even complete my maths homework." And I asked him if he could kill Jerry Falwell for me and he said "it has already been done". And the whole of reality just changed and no one else noticed!

2007-07-12 03:51:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

Ganda,
You were given the ability to breathe and that in and of itself should be enough. HE sent HIS SON so that you would have an opportunity to be in Heaven even though you are not interestred at present. Have a nice weekend and a wonderful LORD'S DAY!
Thanks,
Eds



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2007-07-12 03:50:30 · answer #7 · answered by Eds 7 · 1 2

He was too busy - he had a lengthy meeting with his best friends - Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. The outcome of the meeting: nothing.

2007-07-12 03:52:36 · answer #8 · answered by qxzqxzqxz 7 · 2 2

No, no, no, the key is to prove he exists, which one can't, so he doesn't. Burden of proof lies on the believers.

2007-07-12 05:34:58 · answer #9 · answered by Who's sarcastic? 6 · 0 0

What has he done to prove he does exist?? By the way, a non existent person can't do anything as they don't exist.

2007-07-12 03:48:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

we live on our own and true to our conscious,but you believers go to the god when ever you commit sin/mistake (we don't know if he forgives you or not )you take it for granted & have scope to commit sin and go to god again ,for us itz our conscious which keeps us to go in a right way .

2007-07-12 04:02:29 · answer #11 · answered by adnan 4 · 0 0

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