Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, sir."
2007-07-12 02:28:46 · 11 answers · asked by Justin H 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao!!! verri funny!!! i DEFINATELY gave you a star!!! lol!!!
EXCELLENT TRADE SIR!!! lol!!! good one! *KP*
2007-07-12 02:56:43 · answer #1 · answered by KP [hotgurlkim727@yahoo.com] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
marines dont have a sense of humor. Only an Army guy could say something like that
2007-07-12 09:34:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nicee.
2007-07-12 09:33:40 · answer #3 · answered by marya 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke but who ever gave up them pigs got the wrong end of the deal
2007-07-12 09:52:07 · answer #4 · answered by simone219 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Here's your star.
2007-07-12 09:42:45 · answer #5 · answered by Lizzie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, you got me.
2007-07-12 09:59:57 · answer #6 · answered by Jacob W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats very funny star
2007-07-12 09:31:05 · answer #7 · answered by jenny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i belive bush meant he brought a hog back to give as a gift to clinton and pelosi, not in trade for them.
2007-07-12 09:32:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
ha ha ha ha realy cool lol
2007-07-12 09:33:57 · answer #9 · answered by tiana2404 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one before but I STILL love it!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good one!!!!! :)
2007-07-12 09:35:28 · answer #10 · answered by Catholic 14 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋